The Key to a Happy Childhood

What child wouldn't be thrilled to be have been sired by a gentleman with such a fine mustache? What hours of delight such a lucky child would have in knowing her father to be among a rarefied company. A wonderful handlebar like that could populate the entire world with siblings!

A beautiful image reproduced on my favorite photographic process, matte collodion printing-out paper.

The Potent Mustache

It is a well established medical fact that the mustachioed are incredibly potent and fertile, but don't be fooled by the tender moment pictured above... male children predominate. Mustache fertility will not lead to family ruin due to multiple dowries.