Showing posts with label Sideburn ratio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sideburn ratio. Show all posts

Sunday, October 7, 2007

The Second Greatest Disappointment of the Modern Age



The death of the monocle signaled a sad passing of an age of elegance in men's single-lensed eyepieces. None of the newfangled devices for correcting the vision in only one eye can even compare.

This gentleman's closely trimmed sideburns results in a rakish 1:1 ratio, possibly even a scandalous negative ratio of 1:0.5. Shocking. In a more licentious age, I'm sure many a tipsy lady's ankle would have been exposed to him during a beach visit.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Bushiness Ratio



This gentleman has a mustache to sideburn ratio of almost 3 to 1.