The Untwisted Facespanner

Sprinting past all lesser competition, this gentleman has mated the length of the facespanner with the density of the Nietzsche and the shaggy glory of the mustache as it must have appeared when still growing the wild. An amazing accomplishment and one of the more perfect mustaches I have ever run across.

A Handlebar, Waiting For An Expert Twist

Some blinkered fools suggest twisting is a form of mustache abuse. Balderdash! Mustaches crave the expert twist.

The Frowning Mustache

The untwisted handlebar is a cowardly mustache; over or under, but choose a twist.