Agreed, the tie is a bit much. But, when you're a traveling salesman for Sumptown Brothers Magical Medicinal Elixer, it behooves you to be a dapper dresser.
Too simple indeed; the lack of coherence between this gentleman's hair and moustache colour, combined with the unnatural straightness of his upper lip hirsuisance, suggests foul play.
I suspect this moustache to be an espion's accomplice; a brush of convenience; an Uncle Clarence; a ladies' deck pass; a merkin du visage; a grown-abroad; a filbert's quoint; a lip piece, no less.
One may call it what one likes, but I say that this moustache is a FAKE. If this is indeed the case, the gentleman in this picture is no gentleman - he is a fraudulent jackanape, a rapscall and a pony tosser. For shame, sir!
Agreed, the tie is a bit much. But, when you're a traveling salesman for Sumptown Brothers Magical Medicinal Elixer, it behooves you to be a dapper dresser.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or dose he look like Kevin Spacey?
ReplyDeleteDangit, I mean DOES, not DOSE
ReplyDeleteToo simple indeed; the lack of coherence between this gentleman's hair and moustache colour, combined with the unnatural straightness of his upper lip hirsuisance, suggests foul play.
ReplyDeleteI suspect this moustache to be an espion's accomplice; a brush of convenience; an Uncle Clarence; a ladies' deck pass; a merkin du visage; a grown-abroad; a filbert's quoint; a lip piece, no less.
One may call it what one likes, but I say that this moustache is a FAKE. If this is indeed the case, the gentleman in this picture is no gentleman - he is a fraudulent jackanape, a rapscall and a pony tosser. For shame, sir!
i just love your blog, and your use of language.
ReplyDeletea PONY TOSSER? that's strong language, sir!
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