"They [homosexuals] have already claimed mustaches and short-shorts, they've ruined those for the rest of us."
and later
"A statistical correlation [between mustaches and homosexuality], it's not cause and effect. Mustaches don't make you gay, but they don't help."
This is the sort of ill-considered tripe that flows from the follicularly impaired, Mr. Colbert. Gay or straight, any mustached man is more masculine than a barelipped buffoon such as you!
Jingoism: The last refuge of the clean-shaven scoundrel!
hear, hear.
ReplyDeletebut for the record, mr. colbert also has a mexican alter ego (whose name escapes me) who has a moustache:
http://yafh.com/image/7a596a75-salsa.jpg
bueno!
Mustache or no . . . the man is an American hero who stands for truthiness and America (well . . . according to him, he is America, and so can we). Just maybe this patriot could give a Colbert bump to the mustache!
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Sorry, just don't see how a mustachophobe is a 'hero.'
ReplyDeleteWhat? He is a mustachophile, but a homophobe. He is a man upset that mustaches have been incorporated into the homosexualist agenda. Hate the sinner, love the stache: that is his motto.
ReplyDeleteDo you not have the brains to realize he is nothing more then a man who satires what mainstream idiots think?
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