There has seldom existed a more frightening documentary on the danger of beards than this one I have found. Not suitable for the weak of constitution.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Mustaches Promote Good Posture
Just look at how those bare-lipped louts are unable to sit up straight. One even leans in the presence of two fine mustaches! The disrespect!
The mustache requires balance and grace from the wearer, promoting good and correct posture.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
The Desperate Mustache
He looks trapped and maybe a little self-destructive. Possibly he lost his family savings in the otter-hide market crash of 1868.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Our 200th Post!
While a fine mustache indeed, of greatest interest to hirsutologists lies in the fact that this might be the first photographic evidence of the "faux-hawk."
The interns note that his plaintive eyes long for a night of "clubbing." Though, why such a finely dressed man would want to spend all-night beating baby seals to death is beyond me. There are French-Canadians to do that sort of work!
Monday, June 2, 2008
Mustaches of the Civil War, Pt. 14
The tragic loss of his right hand necessitated the side-switch in the part of his hair. His well-maintained face-shelf was fortunately not affected.
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