There has seldom existed a more frightening documentary on the danger of beards than this one I have found. Not suitable for the weak of constitution.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Just look at how those bare-lipped louts are unable to sit up straight. One even leans in the presence of two fine mustaches! The disrespect!
The mustache requires balance and grace from the wearer, promoting good and correct posture.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
While a fine mustache indeed, of greatest interest to hirsutologists lies in the fact that this might be the first photographic evidence of the "faux-hawk."
The interns note that his plaintive eyes long for a night of "clubbing." Though, why such a finely dressed man would want to spend all-night beating baby seals to death is beyond me. There are French-Canadians to do that sort of work!