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Dear Gentle Reader,
Many of the following pages have graphic and clear images of the masculine mustache in all its forms, both sublime and grotesque. My intent is not to shock or titillate, but merely to inform on the subject. The Nineteenth Century gave us many things, but above all it was a hotbed of facial hair experimentation and this is but a poor sampling of those many lost forms.
Agreed, the tie is a bit much. But, when you're a traveling salesman for Sumptown Brothers Magical Medicinal Elixer, it behooves you to be a dapper dresser.
Too simple indeed; the lack of coherence between this gentleman's hair and moustache colour, combined with the unnatural straightness of his upper lip hirsuisance, suggests foul play.
I suspect this moustache to be an espion's accomplice; a brush of convenience; an Uncle Clarence; a ladies' deck pass; a merkin du visage; a grown-abroad; a filbert's quoint; a lip piece, no less.
One may call it what one likes, but I say that this moustache is a FAKE. If this is indeed the case, the gentleman in this picture is no gentleman - he is a fraudulent jackanape, a rapscall and a pony tosser. For shame, sir!
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Agreed, the tie is a bit much. But, when you're a traveling salesman for Sumptown Brothers Magical Medicinal Elixer, it behooves you to be a dapper dresser.
Is it just me or dose he look like Kevin Spacey?
Dangit, I mean DOES, not DOSE
Too simple indeed; the lack of coherence between this gentleman's hair and moustache colour, combined with the unnatural straightness of his upper lip hirsuisance, suggests foul play.
I suspect this moustache to be an espion's accomplice; a brush of convenience; an Uncle Clarence; a ladies' deck pass; a merkin du visage; a grown-abroad; a filbert's quoint; a lip piece, no less.
One may call it what one likes, but I say that this moustache is a FAKE. If this is indeed the case, the gentleman in this picture is no gentleman - he is a fraudulent jackanape, a rapscall and a pony tosser. For shame, sir!
i just love your blog, and your use of language.
a PONY TOSSER? that's strong language, sir!
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