The one-stop blog spot for your Nineteenth Century Mustache needs!
Dear Gentle Reader,
Many of the following pages have graphic and clear images of the masculine mustache in all its forms, both sublime and grotesque. My intent is not to shock or titillate, but merely to inform on the subject. The Nineteenth Century gave us many things, but above all it was a hotbed of facial hair experimentation and this is but a poor sampling of those many lost forms.
alas, i suffer from this exact malady. but fear not -- i have several tubes of pinaud's on the next schooner shipping out from sir bezos's amazonian emporium, so i have hope i will have full recovery soon.
Alas, in my experience, after a very hard sleep (or after providing a particularly vigorous mustache ride) one side of the mustache will insist on an overhand twist whilst the other an underhand. Perhaps this malady is merely the mustache attempting a smirk?
I believe he has used the wrong wax. Some smooth fly-by-night operator convinced him to try a tube of Mexican wax made from the cancoun bee; which every man-jack knows is unsuitable for the stresses of twist works. He would be better off using it to polish the setee.
I mourn the unavailability of wax from the ear of the American Buffalo. It was Superior for all moustache uses but alas...
It could all be some of the aincient art of ye olde photo shoppe whereby a jealeous photographer demeans a client's standing in the community with just a subtle twist ....
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What a facial hair blighted mudsill!
alas, i suffer from this exact malady. but fear not -- i have several tubes of pinaud's on the next schooner shipping out from sir bezos's amazonian emporium, so i have hope i will have full recovery soon.
Alas, in my experience, after a very hard sleep (or after providing a particularly vigorous mustache ride) one side of the mustache will insist on an overhand twist whilst the other an underhand. Perhaps this malady is merely the mustache attempting a smirk?
I believe he has used the wrong wax. Some smooth fly-by-night operator convinced him to try a tube of Mexican wax made from the cancoun bee; which every man-jack knows is unsuitable for the stresses of twist works. He would be better off using it to polish the setee.
I mourn the unavailability of wax from the ear of the American Buffalo. It was Superior for all moustache uses but alas...
It could all be some of the aincient art of ye olde photo shoppe whereby a jealeous photographer demeans a client's standing in the community with just a subtle twist ....
I blame the humidity! Blasted moister!
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