The Champion's Mustache

Pictured here is the rugged mustache of Dan Gilman, Champion Pedestrian. How some men walk at all without a mustache is a mystery, and surely none could be a champion without one at all.

Pugilist's Mustache

It's a brave man who would risk such a fine mustache in the violent confines of the boxing ring. Bruising of the mustache can often cause temporary handlebar weariness or even in some cases acute follicular seizure. Professional fisticuffs may be the sweetest science, but it has led to many a malformed philtrum.

Foreign Mustache Week, Day Three

What bull wouldn't be mesmerized by the seductive charms of such a fine mustache? Olè!

The Illustrated Mustache

The Fisherman

No bearded hooligan could have caught such a nice specimen, I'll tell you that!