Has This Become Odd Neckwear Week?

I've always tried not to harp on a gentleman's appearance in these pages,* but the neckwear anomalies seem to keep popping up. The untucked tie ruins his mustache pose almost entirely.


*Aficionados of such cruel fun usually haunt sites like Moustastic or I Don't Like Your Facial Hair In That Way (IDLYFHITW.)

The Profile Mustache

A fine example of the mustache in profile.

The Suspicious Mustache

This gentleman has a very suspicious glare worked into his mustache pose. Perhaps he sees a barelipped ruffian in the distance.

Competitive Mustache Cultivation and Display

I am pleased to introduce Josh Gipson and Jesse Brasher (l to r), winners of the intra-collegiate mustache growing contest held in honor of National Archives Week. Josh won in the Density event, but Jesse edged him out in the important and highly competitive Length From Bare-Lipped race. But in the end, Josh's points in the Freestyle event for his flamboyant Inverted Kurdish pulled them into a dead tie. Both were declared the champion in an emotional ceremony.



Congratulations!

An Astute Mustache Observation

My manservent Joseph noted that this gentleman seems to be thinking rather intently about his mustache in this image. I agreed and then docked his pay for lollygagging.

A Full-Body Lean

An aggressive lean, for a man so finely dressed.

The White Tie Mustache

Only a man with absolute confidence in his mustache's density would dare to be photographed in profile.

Dapper

Foreign Mustache Week, Day Four

The Artistic Mustache

The juxtaposition of the drooping mustache with the tie is a mark of a fine, professional mustache portraiture.

Mustache Poses

The Leaning Mustahce