Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Steely Glint of Capitalism In His Eye



How that monster Stalin was able to subvert such a fine free-market mustache to his twisted philosophy is one of the great laments of mustachiologists.

4 comments:

(lord) franko said...

(literally) above and beyond his fine moustache, i envy his crisp widow's peak.

Toy Illustration said...

With a mention of Stalin, I would submit the name of another well known communist traitor to the American Way...
Jimmy Buffett!
How dare he shave such a fine mustache??? And all in the name of "marketability"! The greedy, money-grubbing...
Oh... wait a minute... That would make him a capitalist, not a comunist, wouldn't it?
... never mind.

Toy Illustration said...

And what about Tom Selek???
Razzin Frazzin No Good Frizza Razbin...

Mucksnipe said...

His mustache draws proper attention to his manly cleft chin...