The one-stop blog spot for your Nineteenth Century Mustache needs!
Dear Gentle Reader,
Many of the following pages have graphic and clear images of the masculine mustache in all its forms, both sublime and grotesque. My intent is not to shock or titillate, but merely to inform on the subject. The Nineteenth Century gave us many things, but above all it was a hotbed of facial hair experimentation and this is but a poor sampling of those many lost forms.
How that monster Stalin was able to subvert such a fine free-market mustache to his twisted philosophy is one of the great laments of mustachiologists.
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(literally) above and beyond his fine moustache, i envy his crisp widow's peak.
With a mention of Stalin, I would submit the name of another well known communist traitor to the American Way... Jimmy Buffett! How dare he shave such a fine mustache??? And all in the name of "marketability"! The greedy, money-grubbing... Oh... wait a minute... That would make him a capitalist, not a comunist, wouldn't it? ... never mind.
4 comments:
(literally) above and beyond his fine moustache, i envy his crisp widow's peak.
With a mention of Stalin, I would submit the name of another well known communist traitor to the American Way...
Jimmy Buffett!
How dare he shave such a fine mustache??? And all in the name of "marketability"! The greedy, money-grubbing...
Oh... wait a minute... That would make him a capitalist, not a comunist, wouldn't it?
... never mind.
And what about Tom Selek???
Razzin Frazzin No Good Frizza Razbin...
His mustache draws proper attention to his manly cleft chin...
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