Sunday, November 4, 2007

Answers To Your Questions, Additional Queries

Blog Origins

Elise said...

Your crazy! I love the blog, what inspired you?
November 2, 2007 12:23 PM

Peter Anderson said...
How is it, that a man so rich with worldly upper lip hair knowledge, finds the time to educate the mustached peasants of the world so generously?
November 2, 2007 4:02 PM

My father sported a fine mustache. The most frightening day of my childhood occurred when my father was forced by his employers to go barelipped. When he stepped from the bathroom bereft of his mustache I fainted dead away. My father defied his employers and regrew his mustache for the sake of his stricken child. This site is a tribute to him and his sacrifice.


Prurient Interests

Halfang said...
Is it true that moustached men deliver more pleasure to moustached and to non-moustached women?
November 2, 2007 5:30 PM

Yes.


Applied Metaphysics

Olive Duster said...
I fell asleep and when I awoke I found myself on your site. What...where the hell am I?
November 3, 2007 7:00 PM

You’ve found yourself in a safe corner of the vast Internet sprawl; please explore the content within and consider this a mustachioed home away from home.

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myranda said...
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myranda said...

Hey nice info sounds awsome where did you get it?

Halfang said...

Oh, thank you very much, dear Sir, for answering my question.

Now I can leave my mustache untouched and uncorrupted.

Anonymous said...

I am intrigued, sir, by the story of your (quite understandable) fainting at the sight of your father's hairless lip. Did you receive professional medical assistance in the course of your recovery? If so, did perhaps anyone mention the name "Naidoo," a Hindoo I believe, in whose private practice more than several ladies of my acquaintance were rehabilitated after suffering shock of the sort you experienced. If Naidoo is familiar to you, I beg of you to publish an address where I might reach him. It is a matter most urgent, I assure you.

In any event, I congratulate you upon the assembly of such a scholarly and important work of hirsutosity.

Yrs, etc. etc.