Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The Simple Mustache



Alas, it is almost too simple for his outfit, the striped tie attracts the eye too readily.

6 comments:

Jonathan S. said...

Agreed, the tie is a bit much. But, when you're a traveling salesman for Sumptown Brothers Magical Medicinal Elixer, it behooves you to be a dapper dresser.

Katie said...

Is it just me or dose he look like Kevin Spacey?

Katie said...

Dangit, I mean DOES, not DOSE

B said...

Too simple indeed; the lack of coherence between this gentleman's hair and moustache colour, combined with the unnatural straightness of his upper lip hirsuisance, suggests foul play.

I suspect this moustache to be an espion's accomplice; a brush of convenience; an Uncle Clarence; a ladies' deck pass; a merkin du visage; a grown-abroad; a filbert's quoint; a lip piece, no less.

One may call it what one likes, but I say that this moustache is a FAKE. If this is indeed the case, the gentleman in this picture is no gentleman - he is a fraudulent jackanape, a rapscall and a pony tosser. For shame, sir!

detroit dog said...

i just love your blog, and your use of language.

(lord) franko said...

a PONY TOSSER? that's strong language, sir!