A reader, anonymous and possibly fearful of reprisal, brought to my attention the sad plight of Victor Joynath De who was fired from his air steward job on Indian Airlines for sporting this fine facespanner:
A Calcutta court has reinstated the fine gentleman to his job, after months of legal wrangling.
The reason cited by the airline? His mustache was unhygienic! Unhygienic? Balderdash!
I urge all my loyal readers to send a letter of protest to Indian Airlines and to boycott their corporation forthwith. How horrible it is to find this level of mustache ignorance and prejudice in the modern world.
Long may Victor Joynath De's mustache reign!